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Support "Mateo Burtch Attacked by Ghost of 'Peanuts' Past" while helping homeless youth
Goal
Last year I said that the goal for my campaign was to meet a pouty-lipped French actress. I now realize that was kind of silly. After talking to Charlie Sheen, I've decided that my goal this year is to meet TWO pouty-lipped French actresses, most of the Italian Parliament, an albino deer, and a can of fruit cocktail, and slather them all in margarine at the bottom of a swimming pool while high as a kite on a mixture of aerosol fumes and boa flakes.
Yet not all goals can be that lofty, that noble. So my more immediate goal is to draw 20 to 25 cartoons in the next 30 days or so.
By the way, the cartoons are in reverse-chronological order (that is, first cartoons at the bottom)--not that it really matters that much.
Oh, and last year's cartoons are at http://atthecrossroads.org/campaign/mateoburtch .
I chose this goal because
I chose this goal because my other choice--to create a life-sized model of Angkor Wat made entirely of peanut-butter cups--was impractical.
I figure that the more cartooning I do, the better I will get at it. Of course, I thought that about skydiving, too, and that didn't work out so well.
And maybe, just maybe, someday someone from United Press Syndicate will notice my drawings and say, "Hey, kid--you stole that caption from a Garfield strip from 1986."
I'm helping because
Sure, At the Crossroads does vital work by bringing supplies to homeless youth and being a resource and a friendly ear for them. And that's important. But it's not why I'm helping them out. Frankly, I thought At the Crossroads was helping out TUNELESS youth. And if you've ever heard a sixteen-year-old girl warble through a horrible, off-key version of "Beautiful," you know the importance of curing that problem.
Rob Gitin, ATC's founder, has my glasses and he won't give them back unless I draw some cartoons.
About At The Crossroads
ATC walks the streets of San Francisco, reaching out to homeless youth and young adults on their turf. We work with young people who others have given up on, who would not get help without us. Since we started 13 years ago, we have worked with more than 5,000 youth, helping them build outstanding lives.
